We spend a lot of time on the Internet. It’s kind of an occupational requirement. This means we are very aware of the hype around the new Spider-Man movie (and we’re desperately trying to avoid spoilers). Look, we’re not going into details, but we think it’s safe to say that the film brings up the concept of multiple timelines, a Spider-Verse, as they say.
We are here to strongly suggest that we know several members of the Spider-Verse.
We know Spider-Man. Well, Spider-Men. And women! We know a lot of Spider-People. So many American Ninja Warriors possess the real-life ability to act just like Spidey. A few of them have even donned the costume. We think they might all be Spideys and we would like Marvel to hurry up and loop them into the universe.
Side note: Tyler Gillett knows what we’re talking about.
But also, he’s Spiderman.
Najee Richardson. Absolutely Spiderman. (We will never not share this. Sorry, not sorry.)
Michael Johnson. Also Spiderman.
Don’t even think we forgot about Jessie Graff. Jessie? She’s Spiderwoman.
Joe Moravsky puts Spiderman on his resumè.
We could spend all day digging up evidence of Ninja Warrior Spidey-People. Just trust us, anyone that can do this...
Has definitely been bitten by a radioactive spider at some point in their lives. Case closed.