OMG. OMG. We can’t even think of something clever to write at the moment. USA Network just dropped American Ninja Warrior: Puppy vs Puppy and we need to retire because our life is now complete.
With hosts Matt Iseman and Akbar Gbajabiamila breaking down the action, some of the best doggos around race head to head on a custom course. There are surprise winners, lane switching, and everything that is good in the world. They even end up in Super Double Overtime!
In case you thought USA Network was just playing around with the cute video, they doubled down and made a whole website! You can STUDY THE PUPPIES.
We actually can’t handle this anymore and we’re ending this article so we can devote our full attention to this miracle. Goodbye.